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Film rights for sale only bid if you are horribly rich!
| Start Price |
USD 500,000.00 |
| Current Price |
USD 500,000.00 |
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| Start Time |
Monday, June 30, 2008 |
| End Time |
Thursday, July 10, 2008 |
| Location |
canterbury, Kent |
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Description
A brief introduction For those of you in the land of the free who have not heard of English Cad (shame on you) English Cad is a world renowned author, billionaire, humanitarian, raconteur and greatest living English man... Cad is offering you (rich producer type, or mega rich film executive) the chance to own the rights to produce and finance Cads first major feature film. You will not only get the chance to work with the greatest writer of our time, but also risk your own cash in making Cads rather splendid film. The film is to be based on Cads exploits, as Cad goes about his mission of 'helping' mankind ( mostly womankind) solve the problems that face them in their daily lives. To get a better feel for the marvelous world of all things Cad read 'Diary of an English Cad' available on line from www.lulu.com/content/1123604 or for a limited edition signed copy contact Cad. 'I say rather'..... If by chance you are poor, tell a rich friend all about this most marvelous opportunity of a life time...We are talking 'Oscars' and 'Grammies' here... Who knows?? They may give you loads of cash in gratitude. 'Oh' one more thing 50% of any money made from this sale of the film rights will be given to injured serviceman's charities both in the USA and Britain.... Someone have a word with that rather splendid Television 'chappie' Mr Jay Leno (Mr Potato head) if he publicises the sale we could make stacks of money for some very worth while causes.... 'Splendid'.... PS No apologise for the correct English spelling of these fine words! 'I say' what are those chaps at MGN up to ? Stop with those terrible remakes of films that were not that great the first time round. And whats with those 'Oh' so stupid special effects films? Who wants to look at people jumping 40 feet in the air to dodge out of the way of bullets in slow motion. Audience's wants to be entertained and to escape their boring day to day existence and the impending doom of the credit crunch. Cad the film is going to be a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter and cheap innuendo.... At the same time the film will solve Global warming, world poverty, and explain the very meaning of life... Spiderman 3 cost Sony 300 million dollars to make and the world wide ticket sales were $49.85 Where as Cad the move will cost $20 million (or £500 GBP at current exchange rate) and will return after all law and paternity suits are settled $500,000,000 this is before it even gets to DVD and blue ray. Come on all you 'watchers' (one at present) start bidding, or at least get your people to talk to my people.... Who does Cad have to sleep with to get this film made?? 'I say' you do have lady executives in the states don't you ? 'Rather'On Jul-10-08 at 00:38:37 PDT, seller added the following information:This is outrageous! Someone, possibly an American has stolen the letter ' i ' from this most wonderful advert, it should read 'Where as Cad the movie' If anyone has any information as to the identity of this miscreant please would they let Cad know so that Cad can arrange a visit from Cads 'man that does' !
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